Project Mischief Part 1:
8/9/00
I want you all to go to the store and buy some Icy Hot or some generic form of it, and put it on the reciever part of payphones (of your choice) around the local mall and/or your town. You will leave a note taped to the phone with the following message for the poor sap(s) who use the particular, booby-trapped phone to call someone:

You have just touched a extremely toxic poison that is now running through your body. You have approximately 20 minutes before this kills you, unless you can get to a hospital in time. HAVE A NICE DAY!

The heat from the cream will make them think they have actually been infected with this toxin, and they will scatter to the hospital to save themselves from this imaginary "lethal toxin".

Hey, you could make the local news! TYLER